January 2012
6 posts
Jan 26th
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
jenkirkman: **I wrote this last night but was shy about publishing it. But I feel good about it today. Please forgive any grammar or spelling errors. I’m not the best editor. ** - Jen Kirkman I was supposed to talk to the Larry Mantle show on NPR this week. They wanted to talk to me about the recent…
Jan 20th
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Jan 17th
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Yo, Is This Racist?: To The White Supremacists Who... →
yoisthisracist: First of all, of course, fuck you! I’ve been expecting you for a while, and now you’ve finally arrived in droves to the inbox. I assume I’ve been linked to by some neo-nazi bullshit somewhere, but, you know, who really cares. Congratulations for opening my eyes to a whole new level of hateful…
Jan 8th
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Know Everything!
improvnonsense: I get in trouble for saying that because I deliberately say it in a jerk manner. KNOW EVERYTHING. When someone says “I didn’t know the movie my partner was mentioning” I’ll sometimes say “Well, you don’t HAVE to know it but it would be easier if you knew it.” And then people are like “Why do I have to like Star Wars?” And I say “Who said anything about Star Wars?” “All these...
Jan 3rd
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New Years Resolutions. For. Real.
8 realistic goals I can feasibly achieve in 2012: 1. Gym, 3 times a week. 2. Vitamins, sometimes. 3. Discard clothing from college. All clothing from college. 4. Buy dignified, flattering, well-made adult clothes, you are an adult, Jesus Christ, figure this out. 5. Do more improv with people you like most. 6. Write more, even if that means making pointlessly self-indulgent lists on your...
Jan 3rd