First of all, of course, fuck you! I’ve been expecting you for a while, and now you’ve finally arrived in droves to the inbox. I assume I’ve been linked to by some neo-nazi bullshit somewhere, but, you know, who really cares.
Congratulations for opening my eyes to a whole new level of hateful…
I get in trouble for saying that because I deliberately say it in a jerk manner. KNOW EVERYTHING. When someone says “I didn’t know the movie my partner was mentioning” I’ll sometimes say “Well, you don’t HAVE to know it but it would be easier if you knew it.”
And then people are like “Why do I have to like Star Wars?”
And I say “Who said anything about Star Wars?”
“All these improv nerd boys love Star Wars and can’t stop mentioning it. I hate that HAVE to know it.”