December 2011
8 posts
Chris Kelly: 2011 In Review: My Fake Favorites In... →
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FAVORITE MUSIC:
Thistle - You have to listen to Thistle. It’s two identical twin brothers who live in the woods, and each morning, they chop down a single tree, whittle two ukeleles from it, then record a song inspired by that particular wood. Their music is haunting.
Lady Slit - She…
Grow Up, Ladies
http://www.blogher.com/i-just-want-go-walk?page=full
I think it’s time for us ladies to grow the fuck up.
Ok, that was harsh. Let me explain:
I get it. I do. I have had the same experiences as this lady, I’ve been touched, yelled at, followed, and had horrible things whispered at me. It’s terrible and degrading and it’s something guys will never be able to empathize...
The 90 Best Tumblr Blogs Of 2011 →
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My year end list of the best blogs on Tumblr!!!!
Some opera singer doesn’t think my blog was as good as “The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day.”
BRB, going to go orchestrate a fake rally with 7 people (6 are employees) in lower Manhattan and then post a bunch of pictures of cats that everyone’s already seen (just kidding I love...
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Aliens!
Guys, there legitimately might be aliens. What should we do if we find them? Here’s a list.
1. Determine whether or not we can/would want to have sex with them.
2. If yes, make friends. If no, shoot on sight.
First Boyfriend
My first boyfriend’s name was Zack. I was in the 6th grade and, since the cool thing to have at that time was a boyfriend you didn’t do anything with, one of my friends decided to ”set us up”. This involved her giving him my phone number. Zack lived about a half an hour outside of Omaha, so, to an 11 year old, it was basically a long distance relationship. He and I would...