I made some funny pictures of Kate Middleton. I am going to restart my KMFTW tumblr once I have a few more. It is surprisingly hard work, tumbling. But I miss making people happy with funny pictures. It is somuchfun.
Also, also, also, I am on a three person improv team. We Made Sandwiches is our name. Funny is the game. I am on it with Keith Kingbay and Sean O’Reilly. Keith and I are dating and live together but don’t tell the audience because there’s probably a rule about that on improv teams. Sean and I are not dating so that’s ok. We are performing this Thursday at 11pm in the first round of UCB 3x3 Improv Tournament.
When I lived in Dallas my friends and I used to go ghost hunting at White Rock Lake and also Daniel Cemetery. It was fun because in Dallas it is usually 70 degrees this time of year. Also the fact that Dallas is kind of an epicenter for violent crime makes being out at night while you’re there pretty scary/exciting anyway.
In Omaha, I stayed home with my parents and handed out candy to the neighborhood kids. I dressed as a witch and the kids loved it because I actually had a black cat, named Binx. Binx hates Halloween. He hates many things, but Halloween is easily his least favorite thing. We tried to put him in a pumpkin once to take a picture when he was a small kitten, so I think that has a lot to do with it. Also, little kids in costumes chase him.
In New York, I’ve always tried to go to the parade. I hear you have to go to the parade. The parade, guys, the parade. I never make it.
This year, my costume was going to be Liz Lemon’s Worst Prostitute in the World. I was going to wear a hoodie, a brightly colored wig, and a sign around my neck that said “$5,000 for kissing, $10,000 for cuddling, END OF LIST!” It was going to be hilarious.
But then it snowed a bunch on Saturday and I went outside in it for a little bit to get some food and then when I came back to my house I was all cold and wet and I lit a pumpkin spice candle and decided it was kind of nice in this warm apartment where I live with my very nice boyfriend. So I decided leaving would be stupid. It was a pretty good Halloween anyway. We watched Trollhunter. I really like bad movies. Don’t steal my costume idea, I’m probably going to do it next year. Thanks.