Ikea Brooklyn has redeemed itself
I’ve had too many Ikea nightmares to explain here. But this weekend, not only did my discovery of the Ikea car-service phone (a car took me home for $20!) make bringing my loot home a million times easier/cheaper, but I was actually really happy with my purchase. I got a desk for $20. I was certain it would fall apart while being put together — it didn’t! It looks great! You...
My Own Seinfeld of The Day
Elaine : “I’m not a terrible person.” Jerry : “Noooo….” Elaine : “No, when I shoo squirrels away, I always say ‘Get out of here.” I never ever throw things at them and try to injure them like other people.” Jerry : “That’s nice.” Elaine : “Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never...
The Gays Will Get You, One Way or Another
I just became aware of a news organization called CNS News. This news organization puts a “higher premium on balance than spin and seek news that’s ignored or under-reported as a result of media bias by omission.” One such scandalously unreported “story” is that notorious lesbian Ellen DeGeneres forced a young, straight woman to sing “Maybe I’m Amazed”...