The following e-mail makes about as much sense to me as it does to any of you.
From: **** To: Office CC: email@example.com Subject: Inspired Cookie Goddess/ICG
I don’t know if the Harry Potter movie had anything to do with this, but we had a visit from a new ICG- she was crazy busy, but dropped off some OREO’s and (yes they are Double Down Stuff) some Funny Bone’s…very Potter, if ya ask me!
But for all scientists and statisticians now know of freezing and its physiology, no one can yet predict exactly how quickly and in whom hypothermia will strike—and whether it will kill when it does. The cold remains a mystery, more prone to fell men than women, more lethal to the thin and well muscled than to those with avoirdupois, and least forgiving to the arrogant and the unaware.